After lurking here for a while, my writing finally disintegrated into crack, so I thought I'd share it. Third and last fic in a series that definitely did not start out as crack, but still... The links for the earlier pieces are included at the top of the entry, for those interested.
Previously: Sanji pisses Zoro off to no end, which results in Zoro shaving off the cook's offending curly eyebrow in his sleep. Sanji swears revenge...
Title: Just Plain Unnecessary
Word Count: 582
Rating: PG-13 (for the language)
Disclaimer: I sometimes wish they were mine, but they're not...
Summary: Sanji tries to get revenge for his loss, with hilarious results.
(And the crack ensues)