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I really can't remember what inspired this nonsense, but I'll post it anyway. Hope you like it! ^_^

Title: Marinate
Pairing: Zoro/Luffy
Rating: PG-13 for sexual implications. Heh.
Disclaimer: If I owned One Piece, I wouldn't be looking for a new job.

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Ride a Love Cook, Save a horse

Happy Valentine's Day! <3

Me and kaden_amano were talking about that one scene in One Piece where Sanji and Zoro are doing the dishes together, when we both went crazy with a little RP XD This piece if crack is what came out of it. Me = Zoro, Luffy, and Chopper. She = Usopp, Nami, and Sanji

Warnings: Yaoi-esque, Male/Male, Reindeer/Human(YES I SAID REINDEER AND HUMAN PAIRING) general crack, very suggestive language. Pairings are: Zoro/Sanji and Sanji/Zoro (it switches) Chopper/Nami, Usopp/Luffy

Rated: R (just to be safe)

Disclaimer: This is in no way meant to bash the One Piece characters or anyone's particular preference, it was just a little something we did for our own amusement! And we can just pretend Robin missed the whole thing because she was reading XD This was X-posted at one_piece and didn't go fair too well over there because they don't appreciate CHOPPER/NAMI LOL I figured you guys would be perfect for this!


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I love this community! More people ought to join it there is so much crack to be written! ^_^ rock on you guys!
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First post

Hullo everyone, I'm glad to be here! ::nervous smile:: I decided my first fic should be the one asherhyder  claims is better, even though I was inspired by that fic to start with and she is twice the writer I am. Ah well. I hope y'all enjoy this. Thanks to chibi_trillian  for dragging me into this...

Title: La Belle Mer

Pairings: None

Rating: PG-ish

Disclaimer: Not mine. Wish they were.


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Wasted Effort

The energy that's gone into trying to post this drabble properly exceeds the amount of energy that went into the production of the fic. This really shouldn't be as complicated as it is.

Title: Oceanus
Author: Ashe Rhyder
Disclaimer: I own naught but a stress migraine caused by dabbling with Eiichiro Oda's universe and html.

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what do you mean it looks brassy?, One Piece crackery, Nami you ain&#39;t

Fresh Crack. This community is turning into an archive of my stranger fics.

Title: Accident Waiting to Happen
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: R-ish, to be safe.
Summary: Chopper thanks Sanji a bit too enthusiastically. No, not like that, you pervs. Not that Sanji would complain too loudly about that, though.

( In which Sanji explores some areas of his sexuality that he really didn't want to. )
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